Headline: Penis-eating plant discovered in Iowa. Go Figure.

Well for a first post I thought I should grab your attention as tightly as dominatrix leather on your nuts. The headline is not true as far as I know, but it seems possible. Especially in Iowa. Anyway, I will try to keep the rest of the posts a little more serious, but don’t worry, I often try to be funny. Maybe one or two jokes will slip by. I’ll try to update this at least weekly with poems/songs of mine or others, rants, pictures, or just general thoughts about things. So I hope you enjoy at least something out of this thing and maybe someday we can meet up, split a fifth of Jack Daniel’s, and find peace together.